Friday, November 28, 2003

I wonder if the sheer volume of spam will have the effect of shaping minds. If I'll ever wake up one day and wonder if my life would be happier and more fulfilling if I had a larger penis. And growth hormone for everything else. I was explaining to my mom that we would never want to work for anyone who found us in the yellow pages - we would waste time explaining that no, we don't do $500 Web sites. Retail is different. And spam has virtually no incremental costs - no paper, no printing, so sending out a million e-mails through a million different channels for few customer responses can still earn a return. But the process builds no brand, no loyalty, no repeat customers, no residuals. It makes no sense to me, from a business perspective. Especially since my penis enlargement formula and HGH, SO FAR, are just making my left ear lobe bigger. Nothing else. 11:08:22 PM