Saturday, November 29, 2003

Beware! The plastic bag containing a few tablespoons of a living, breathing yellow slime appeared on our doorstep with instructions.    The innocuous name on the label seems engineered by a committee to avoid suspicion: "Amish Friendship Bread"  I am not fooled.  It should instead be called "Alien Biowar Mucus"  Since  ingesting the strange substance, my family's single purpose is to grow more of this "starter" and distribute it with instructions to everyone we know.  There is a finished loaf of this so-called bread on our counter.  My wife told me not to eat it, but this is classic reverse psychology.  She is telling me this in order to get me to eat it, that I may be converted and participate in the distribution.   I need a way to destroy this stuff and get my wife back to normal.  2:26:43 PM    comment []

Send Notepad Cruising! Help a guy who has been helping PHP programmers for free for a long while.  Notepad hangs out at www.codewalkers.com answering people's questions for free.  He wants to go on the PHPCruise and I daresay he deserves it.  Codewalkers has set up a donation page for him and they have already raised half of his trip cost.  Support the PHP community and thank an active participant! 10:54:42 AM    comment []