Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Lord President of the Rings?
Be sure to check out IMAO's hilarious Lord of the Rings parody featuring appearances by President Bush, Kofi Annan, Donald Rumsfeld and Jacques Chirac. Here's an excerpt:
'This Ring has great historical value,' Saruman said, 'and the land of Mordor is simply misunderstood. Plus, we have to take in to account any environmental impact of throwing the ring into Mt. Doom.'
'Yess!' Chirac hissed, 'Jacques will use his vetoses to save the precious.'
'But America is our ally,' Chirac then said while cowering, 'We need to help them.'
'No!' Chirac shouted back at himself, 'Nasty America trixies poor France! The precious should be ours!'
'Okay,' whimpered Chirac, 'I surrender.'
'How long does he get to go on like this?' Bush asked impatiently.
'Since he is debating himself, he gets twice the floor time,' Kofi Annan answered, 'Then we have to have debate from all the other countries and let them cast their meaningless votes on the matter.'
Cool.
File under Around The Blogosphere.
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