Thursday, March 11, 2004

Public Service Announcement

Would you play these odds?

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Here's some good news for horny married men: 45 percent of women are willing to let their hubby have sex with another woman.

That is, as long as the other woman is Nicole Kidman.

I think my wife would be in the other 55 percent. Anyway, Nicole looks a little icy and bitchy to me.

File under La Vida Loca.


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Weird and Weirder?

One of my favorite TV shows of all time was Twin Peaks. That is, before they solved the mystery of who killed Laura Palmer. (Frankly, I don't think David Lynch thought it would last that long). I mean, who cared? People just tuned in to see how much weirder it could get.

Well, there's another show that has all the possibilities to take it to the next level: Kingdom Hospital. My favorite scene so far: Dr. Stegman parking his car. If you haven't seen it, you just wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you.

File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else. 


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Today's Deep Thought

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit.

--Kinky Friedman

File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else.


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