An Old Man and Satan

Maybe this is an old one for you, but it's the first time I've heard it so I thought I'd pass it along for what it's worth:

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the  front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front  entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil  incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman  who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that  God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said. "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity? " "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

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