Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Words Fail To Explain If you only watch one video online today.  If you use up all your available bandwidth to transfer one large file to your hard drive today.  If you have five minutes of your life that you'll never have back to spend.  Then you must watch this Yatta video. Not because I think it is some work of art.  Not even because I am touched deep within and feel a need to share what I found.  Nope. It's because even though I've been around the virtual block a few times and seen things that would make even the most jaded viewer throw up, I'd never seen anything quite so disturbing as Yatta.  I knew that within the first fifteen seconds.  And as I kept watching (because try as I might, I couldn't stop), it just kept getting better in a holy-crap-I-can't-believe-I'm-watching-something-so-titanically-GAY-sort-of-way.  Yatta makes Queer Eye for the Straight Guy look like the WWF.  How the hell I'm going to sleep tonight... no clue.  Not with that song and those images Yatta-ing around my head.  The Kikkoman video pales by comparison. So that's why I want you to watch that video.  Not because I'm trying to make your day brighter.  Hardly.  It's because I don't want to suffer alone. Related links: Yatta!:  other clips, links, remixes, etc. Yatta flash video:  amusing, actually 6:07:59 PM     |

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