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	Wednesday, February 04, 2004

ODE TO A TROLL (A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT) I see you jumping on the stage To crap upon our clean web page Bitter twit, you whine and snivel Plaguing us with thoughtless drivel Stupidly you spew and sputter Vapidly you blurt and mutter Garbage vomits from your keys Annoying us like bites from fleas Saying nothing good or true Asshat lies and trash you spew Grammar poor, ideas dull Reflect your empty, worthless skull "I'll hurt your feelings with my screed!" "Fear my wrath! I'll make you bleed! "I am kafka, hear me roar!" Frankly dear, you're such a bore Baboon flinging monkey poo Here's what the Alliance'll do to you Give you love, give you attention, By mocking you, and did I mention That you are just a joke to us A moron who rides life's short bus Leave us now, you mindless fool You floating turd in our swimming pool You warthog-faced retarded putz You dripping sore upon our nuts You feckless, brainless, drooling mass You feeble, filthy, ignorant ass Sic Semper Tyrannis, and fare thee well Now f*** off, troll, and burn in hell. posted by Harvey at 7:42:18 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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