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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ...

Kelly of the Patriette isn't a witch after all.

Buy a bed for the newlywed. I could only give him enough to buy one bedspring, but hey - it's a start.

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: What will the dead terrorists get instead of Paradise and 72 virgins? All kinds of stuff. Most of it ugly and/or painful. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

New PGH assignment: What are some alternative uses for terrorists?

Evil Glenn spotted in France?

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EVIL GLENN'S CHILDREN'S STORIES
(A FILTHY LIE)

While shopping for the Stephen King's latest installment in the Dark Tower series at Amazon.com (I REALLY hope he finishes the whole thing before he gets hit by another van), I came across a book entitled "Evil Mother Glenn's Nursery Rhymes". Curious, I used the "search inside" feature to find out what our vile nemesis has been scribbling. Here's a sample of what I found:

Reynolds had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as night
Killing hobos with its fangs...
Uh, something here's not right.

Mary, Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With hobo bods
Beneath the sod
Cuz I'm Glenn's bitch, you know.

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And was promptly blended for his insolence.

Old Glenn Cole was an evil old soul
and a viscious puppy blender was he
Did a quick robot dance
Put a penguin in his pants
And girly-punched Frank J with glee

Old Glenn Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get a glass of warm puppy goo
But when he got there
The cupboard was bare
So he murdered a hobo in lieu

Little Glenn Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating his puppy pie
He stuck in his thumb
It wasn't a plumb
He'd skewered the poor doggy's eye!

Peter, Peter, puppy eater
Mixed his dog shakes with a beater
"Glenn may like to use a blender,
But my way makes them much more tender"

Baa baa Instapundit have you any pups?
Yes sir, yes sir, three big cups.
One is for breakfast, one is for lunch
One is for the afterglow when Frank J. I punch.

Glenn Reynolds is a sick, sick man.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

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