Wednesday, April 14, 2004

The Untouchables Listening today to some of FBI director Robert Mueller's obsequious testimony before the 9/11 commission, I couldn't help thinking the country would be better off if we fired him (Donald Trump would relish the assignment), disinterred the late Robert Stack, used his DNA to produce a clone, and turned the whole war on terrorism over to him in the role of Eliot Ness, with tabloid voice-over narration by some Walter Winchell impersonator. For additional firepower, we could dig up J. Edgar Hoover and his consort Clyde Tolson, dress their clones in their preferred off-duty garb -- drag -- and send them off to South Waziristan to entice bin Laden into a compromising position. 12:55:48 PM