Monday, November 28, 2005

Bret Michaels Poison turned country [from the haircuts of the past file] If you have a formula, then stick with it. That's what Bret Michaels seems to be doing. His formula appears to be "follow the mullet." Logically, this has taken Michaels from later 80s/early 90s heavy metal into country music. Unfortunately, I cut my mullet somewhere around 1989 or 1990, so I can't follow Micheals down this road. 7:28:56 PM  permanent link  Reader Comments []  Google It! Tracking Disease From Newsweek [posted by Troy] Checkout this cause and effect chain: 1) Less forests mean less chipmunks, weasels, and foxes. 2) Chipmunks, weasels, and foxes eat white-footed mice. 3) The white-footed mice population grows substantially. 4) White-footed mice move into suburbs. 5) White-footed mice carry ticks. 6) Tick saliva carries Lyme disease. 7) Lyme disease has been around for a long time, but only recently has it become a big problem in humans. 7:22:45 PM  permanent link  Reader Comments []  Google It! Church of the Flying Speghetti Monster Evolution is but a coincidence [posted by ZelderBar] As a comic protest of the recent Kansas decision that redefined "science" to include a discussion of religion has prompted the creation of the Church of the Flying Speghetti Monster as a competing theory for inclusion in science classes. And I quote: Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him ...You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. 7:16:10 PM  permanent link  Reader Comments []  Google It! Superman Trailer [posted by Troy] There is a new Superman movie coming out next summer. The trailer doesn't really make it look all that unique...same old story? Maybe. 7:06:34 PM  permanent link  Reader Comments []  Google It!

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