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Wednesday, March 26, 2003 |
Get Your Free Land!
This actually makes as much sense as a lot of stuff I've seen about this invasion of Iraq:
WASHINGTON -- A Super-secret White House initiative promises to take some of the sting out of the coming depression by giving every man, woman and child in America "a piece of Iraq" after we crush Saddam Hussein in the coming war.
Sources confirm that President George W. Bush hit on the plan after polls showed increasing numbers of Americans are beginning to believe that bombing Hussein and his country into oblivion and then sending a U.S. governor to run the place might not be such a good idea.
Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.
I can't wait! [via Progressive Review]
8:58:18 PM Permalink
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Like Deja Vu All Over Again
Condemned to repeat history?
"Our armies do not come into your cities and lands as conquerors or enemies, but as liberators. Your wealth has been stripped of you by unjust men ... the people of Baghdad shall flourish under institutions which are in consonance with their sacred laws." - General F S Maude, commander of British forces in Iraq, 1917
8:43:30 PM Permalink
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