I'm pregnant
This is most surprising. According to the e-mails I am receiving
from verybestbaby.com, I am now in my 13th/14th week of pregnancy.
Apparently my developing foetus "now weighs between one and two ounces
and measures 3.6 inches long". Also, I will "probably begin to feel
much better around this time as nausea and fatigue continue to
dissipate".
And I thought it was just the booze!
Weirdly, despite my complete lack of female reproductive organs, I find
myself feeling quite excited at the prospect of motherhood.
I suppose I should unsubscribe, but I feel strangely compelled to see
it through to the end. It's nice to get e-mails congratulating me for
making progress with something, and the pictures are really
heartwarming.
I think I'm actually getting broody.
I know it will end in tears. I'm obviously not thinking logically. Still, what do you expect from a man in my condition?
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