Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Today is my 20th wedding aniversary.  Three sure ways to get an elbow to the ribs or worse:

• Referring to your spouse as your current wife.
• Telling people that you have been married for seven wonderful years when you got married in 1982.
• "Life's a bitch and then you marry one".  For the record, my wife was not a bitch when we got married.  That came later.

All seriousness aside, What I never will understand is how I got so lucky to find someone who would put up with me for so long.  I only hope that I give back to her but a fraction of the happiness that she gives me.

Sam  Carolyn

  9:46:39 AM