Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Today is my 20th wedding aniversary. Three sure ways to get an elbow to the ribs or worse:
- Referring to your spouse as your current wife.
- Telling people that you have been married for seven wonderful years when you got married in 1982.
- "Life's a bitch and then you marry one". For the record, my wife was not a bitch when we got married. That came later.
All seriousness aside, What I never will understand is how I got so lucky to find someone who would put up with me for so long. I only hope that I give back to her but a fraction of the happiness that she gives me.