I knew we were heading this way when I wasn't elected member-at-large. The elections smelled bad and this smells even worse. Now, I know for sure Latin-America's representation will consists of comfortable politicians. It sucks big time!
This is an exclusive picture of the counter revolutionaries that were planning to send a couple of balloons to the presidential palace. Clearly the intention was to kill the president by scaring him. After all, balloon in spanish is also the word for bomb...
Airport security leads to topless checkpoint. A French tourist got so fed up with having her chest wanded by airport security in the USA that she took off her shirt and bra to demonstrate her bomb-and-boxcutter-free chestular region. The airport was closed for 10 minutes. Under the USAPATRIOT Act, she faces up to three years in jail.