This crap is really getting old. I refuse to whine anymore about the fact that the moving van isn’t. Instead I chose to retract all earlier statements about the intelligence of Tucson’s homeless population. Down here next to the sun June, July, and August require a constant source of shade but these people still insist on wandering around. I had hoped that they were migratory like the old people and Canadians but no. Those of you that grew up in the Chicago area might remember Ray Rainer. I can’t help but think that his outfit on the show would make the perfect homeless uniform. Jumpsuit and a hat with an umbrella attached. Its absolutely perfect and what brought it to mind was I guy I mistook for Ray yesterday. I thought it would be a natural that he would retire somewhere warm but it wasn’t him. My test was humming the Cuddly Dudly theme behind him in the checkout line. No reaction but he still had a sweet jumper on.
The movers are here. Did you ever want to hurt someone to the point that you could actually taste it?
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