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Saturday, October 16, 2004 |
THE
CARTOON: Boondocks - "Debate Prep" 10/14/04
2 QUOTES FOR THE WEEKEND:
"Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful & murder
respectable, & to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
- - George Orwell
"Being lectured by the President on fiscal responsibility is a little bit
like Tony Soprano talking to me about law and order."
- - Senator John
Kerry (In this past week's Presidential Debate #3)
THE HISTORY:
October 16, 1973 -- Henry ("Just call me War Criminal") Kissinger,
is awarded the Nobel "peace" prize which taints the prestigious prize
forever more. For more info, read, "The
Trial Of Henry Kissinger" by
Christopher Hitchins.
October 16, 1992 -- Nobel peace prize awarded to Rigoberta
Menchu, Quiche
Maya Indian, for her work against human rights abuses in Guatemala.
October 17, 1957 -- French-Algerian author Albert
Camus is awarded
the Nobel Prize for literature. Camus wrote for many years for the anarchist & left
wing press in France.
October 17, 1979 -- Mother
Teresa awarded Nobel
Peace Prize, which helps
to shore up the reputation of the tainted prize.
WEEKEND WEBSITE TIP: The Receive-A-Cue System
The first complete R. F. wireless cuing system. Easily concealed. No
wires to the ear. Up to 500 feet of operating range. Extremely small and
light weight. Price ... $1090.00. Perfect for mentalists, magicians and
anyone wishing to discretely communicate. This system is a complete, long range
cuing system providing a performer with a first-quality auditory assistance.
It is high fidelity which cues up to 500 feet. It's simple and easy to use. The
prompter wears the wireless microphone transmitter which is small enough to be
hidden on your person. The receiver wears a neckloop transductor which transmits
the audio to the miniature wireless inductor comfortably concealed in the ear.
It is even possible if desired to have more than one transmitter cue to the same
receiver.
GET YOUR'S TODAY! http://www.wirelesswizardry.com/recieveacue.htm
RHINO HERE:
A note of respect here on the passing away this past week of Christopher
Reeve, a true hero
in his own lifetime. He leaves behind a legacy of hope, awareness & incredible
progress in spinal cord injury research & exploration, as well as huge improvements
in basic disability rights for millions of Americans. A beloved soul & beautiful
teacher, may he know peace, freedom, & eternal joy. May his family find comfort
and meaning in their precious memories with him.
RHINO'S WEEKEND NEWS BRIEFS
- An anonymous ex-employee of Triple X Security in Baltimore has provided
faux news a copy of the sales receipt for the Receive-A-Cue System (See the Weekend
Website Tip above) which he claims to have delivered to la casa blanca.
MORE: http://cryptome.org/bush-bulge.htm
- A $600 million class action suit was filed today on behalf of Americans who
claim they have been permanently traumatized by the fear of receiving a phone-sex
call from Fox News personality Bill
O'Reilly.
MORE: http://www.oreilly-sucks.com
- Robert Novak was arrested on Friday & perp walked right into Judith
Miller's jail cell. The duo was informed that neither would be fed or freed until
they gave up the name of the slimy white house news source (as if we all didn't
know it was kkkarl rove) who outed Valarie Plame. On Saturday the twosome announced
they were engaged to be married.
MORE:http://www.poe-news.com/stories.php?poeurlid=000040796
- Bookstores across the country and the rest of the English speaking world are
reporting mass requests to purchase a book entitled, "Sisters" which
was written by 2nd lady lynne cheney in 1981, long before her husband was elected
V.P. of the shrub coup. A steamy bodice-ripper set in the 19th-century American
West, "Sisters" features vivid tales of whorehouses, attempted rapes,
a suspicious murder and several lesbian love affairs, of which Cheney writes approvingly. The paperback,
published in Canada, has been out of print for nearly two decades.
MORE: http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art19337.asp
- In a related story, the Kerry Edwards Campaign has announced it has beefed
up security around John Kerry on all campaign stops until the election, this
in response to fears that the Senators repeated praising of Dick Cheney's lesbian
daughter's courage may cause a backlash. A Kerry aide stated anonymously
that, "There's an increased chance that Lynne Cheney may murder Senator
Kerry between now and Election Day."
MORE: http://www.boston.com/news/politics/debates/articles/2004/10/15/kerrys_comment_draws_fire_from_cheney_wife
Top Ten President Bush Explanations
For The Bulge In His Jacket
Presented on the October 13, 2004 broadcast of The Late Show with David
Letterman
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska
10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--crap,
I wasn't supposed to say that."
9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a
word."
8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around
to reading yet."
7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."
6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then
voted against it."
5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this
economy is moving again."
4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."
3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.
2. "Accidentally took some of Governor Schwarzenegger's 'roids."
1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look
like a camel."
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"SEND THIS ARTICLE TO A REPUBLICAN!"
A Day in the Life of Joe Republican
by Anonymous, Floating Through The Internet
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained....
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