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	Tuesday, February 14, 2006

An Experiment Hypothesis: A bouvier, let's say a specific bouvier named Tyge, will experience side effects from snarfing an entire stick of butter. Method: Said bouvier will sneak one stick of butter off of the counter and furtively gobble up the whole thing, including the wrapper. Experiment will be held on a Monday evening - just before bedtime. Experiment monitor, let's say that would be the slat rat, will monitor said bouvier for adverse side effects. Note: Experiment monitor will not be notified of experiment in advance. Monitor most likely will not be pleased by experiment. Said bouvier could experience following adverse side effects: restlessness, sleeplessness, multiple occurrences of jet propelled diarrahea. Results: Much to the surprise of the experiment monitor, the subject experienced absolutely no side effects. The subject strongly feels that the experiment should be repeated - perhaps several times. The experiment monitor has vetoed that idea. 3:41:59 PM    comment []

Dead Eye Dick O.K. I am absolutely dying here - collapsed in a heap of laughter. The Daily Show's take on Dead Eye Dick is about the funniest thing ever. Quail 1. America 0. 10:04:30 AM    comment []

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