While
the Democrats are focused on the misuse of intelligence that misled us
into the war Bush is focused on how to misled us out of
war..... Rob Corddry Daly Show
Because We Don't Want the Smoking Gun to Take the Shape of a Falafel Cloud
Picture by Monk Last Tuesday, Bill O'Reilly encouraged terrorists to target San
Francisco because he was upset that the city voted to ban military
recruiters from high-school and college campuses. O'Reilly said "if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco."
At first, O'Reilly defended his comments as "not controversial." That didn't seem to work, so tonight he claimed the whole thing was a "satirical riff."
In O'Reilly's view the only real problem is the "internet smear sites" drawing attention to his comments:
Some
far left internet smear sites have launched a campaign to get me fired
over my point of view. I believe they do this on a daily basis. This
time the theme is O'Reilly is encouraging terrorist attacks.
Damn the Facts, this is Unbelievably stupid. Not unusual with these guttersnipes.
Fairly
typical comments from O'Reilly. But he added an unusual twist. O'Reilly
promised to publish the names of everyone who supported these "internet
smear sites" on his website:
I'm glad the smear sites made a big deal out of
it. Now we can all know who was with the anti-military internet crowd.
We'll post the names of all who support the smear merchants on
billoreilly.com. So check with us.
It's
unclear where O'Reilly would find such a list. But since he has labeled
everyone who supports websites like MediaMatters.org and
ThinkProgress.org as "anti-military" it seems to be an effort to
intimidate everyone who doesn't endorse the Iraqi clusterfuck.
Some bloggers are planning to email O'Reilly and insist to be placed
on His Enemies list. As a public service here are a few reasons
you might want to consider adding to your email to O'Liar.
Dear Bill O'Reilly. Please put me on your Enemies List because:
1.- You thought telling an entire city that you didn't
think they should be defended if Al Qaeda attacked them would be a
funny joke.
2.- You thought telling one of of your women coworkers
that performing sexual acts using a fried middle eastern food would be
a sexy turn on.
3.- I read ten pages of your goddamn porno book, and you owe me.
4.- You thought I forgot all about that whole "I'll be first to be mad if no WMDs are found in Iraq" thing, but I didn't.
5.- I was on McCarthy's Enemies List, and Nixon's Enemies List, and I want to continue the streak.
6.- I'm hoping to hasten your rapid descent into
madness. Possibly by The Holidays, if possible, because I haven't gotten
Al Franken anything yet.
Mission Statement 'Organization to Shoot Bill O'Reilly into the Sun:We are a group of people with a
common goal for the common good. To shoot Fox News celebrity Bill
O'Reilly into the sun. We do not wish any harm to Mr. O'Reilly, we
simply feel that he could better serve mankind in a rocket ship, on a
collision course with the center of our solar system. In fact, we feel
O'Reilly himself would be receptive to the idea, after a little
Cheney-style convincing...
Last Tuesday, Bill O'Reilly encouraged terrorists to target San
Francisco because he was upset that the city voted to ban military
recruiters from high-school and college campuses. O'Reilly said "
