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Monday, November 28, 2005



Wait for the 'Bling', To Touch His Thing

It appears that Iowa is promoting glorified prostitution as the preferred method of having sex. Yes, the valuable lesson to young women is that jewelry is important.

Is there any better way to let the kids know you're 'hip' and 'down with that' than both using the word bling and putting it in quotes?

I've only heard that word successfully used once without making the speaker sound like a complete jackass, and she was using it as a sound effect, not as a noun. She was also kind of joking. In addition, she was young, trendy, attractive, and black. The billboard satisfies none of these requirements.


"Iowa's Abstinence Mission" (I AM) which sponsored the pathetic billboard is run by the Iowa Dept. of Health. In other words, the "hip" billboard represents Iowa's tax payers' money hard at work, yo.

The this brochure (pdf) is a riot, too; it mixes all the born-again drivel about STDs, pregnancy and the hassles of parenthood, and includes quotes like 14-year-old T.J.'s immortal line: "[...] I also know that by having sex my friends might not respect me any more.".

That's painful. One has to ask how something can go so wrong at every turn.

Is it me or does the pregnant model have a HUGE left hand? Or is she sticking her left hand out to show that unmarried adolescent girls get pregnant?

So ...young girls can only get pregnant without a wedding ring? OMG, they've cured infertility!



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