Tuesday, March 30, 2004

got sum q's for ya

This guy, sylloge, got his IM name listed under google as the #1 Instant Messaging Question Answerer.  and now kids all over the world I.M. him with their homework questions.  He printed some transcripts and they are hilarious:

rappinchild1: yo
sylloge: what it is, my friend?
rappinchild1: got sum q's for ya
sylloge: shoot
rappinchild1: What is the energy-releasing carbohydrate in biological systems?
sylloge: Duh ... glucose.
rappinchild1: man u r f-in awesome

I found this at Cuene


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RRRumble at RRRedeemer!

Now I can't say I never get invited out:

Come watch Jeff Warner, founder of Ultimate Strength Ministries (former professional boxer and WWF wrestler) perform incredible feats of strength with his bare hands, and attempt to destroy his previous brick-breaking record all three nights at Redeemer Lutheran Church in Fridley, MN.

But Wait...there's more! Joe Laurinaitis (former WWF wrestling icon, "The Animal" from the Legion of Doom Road Warriors) has recently teamed up with Ultimate Strength Ministries, and will be on stage with Jeff Warner all three nights as well. Come watch as these two men share not only their amazing physical strength but their powerful faith and amazing testimonies of surrender to the Lord.


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Woodland Mayhem

Cold and windy morning.  Took my kids plus the kids next door to Wood Lake Nature Center in Richfield.   On a long path through the woods,  I got far ahead of the gang and while waiting,  I picked up a stick and started whacking dead branches off of a tree.  Whack whack whack.
I started remembering how I used to do this all the time as a kid.  Whack whack whack.
When I returned to the present, I noticed that all four
kids were gathered around in mute astonishment.   The responsible adult was whacking the crap out of a tree.  And with each whack, they felt a constraint
on their own behavior fall.  Once they recovered their wits, they all started searching around for sticks of their own.  There were lots of fallen trees around that needed whacking.  Were they ever tired when we got home.


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