Sunday, May 16, 2004



I did my longest stint yet alone with three kids today.  I had Maureen strapped to my chest and I was walking around the house with a cup of coffee in one hand and a copy of Cryptonomicon in the other.  I couldn't sit down or the baby would start screaming.  After a while, something went wrong with Frank's plumbing and he got a  poop-making-my-pants-stick-to-my-leg kind of look on his face.  I took the frowning, brow furrowed boy outside and peeled his pants off with my toes and let him play in the grass bare-assed for a while.  


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Judging from the cackling coming out of the bathroom just now, throwing all the toothbrushes in the toilet must be the funniest damn thing in the world.
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I think everyone who has a web log secretly wants to be arrested for it.  This guy in France got his wish.   (found on boingboing)
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