He drafted Quincy Carter, a fifth round projection, in the second round and immediately claimed he was the quarterback of the future. After giving him practically no chance, especially with a coordinator like Bruce Coslet (here's another of Jerry's great moves, Coslet the offensive mastermind behind some of Cincinnati's greatest seasons), he benches him and puts in Hutchinson. Now he has to pay him another 1.2 mil if he averages 157 or so yards over the next two games.

Everyone in this town knows that once Jerry ran Jimmy off, the Cowboys were doomed to mediocrity. And so it continues. . .after a 37-7 shellacking on Sunday, Jerry is guaranteed to fire poor Campo and hire the next sap willing to give it a try. This is unintentional comedy at it's best. . .