Monday, May 12, 2003|
Ok so the cover of Glamour this month (hey it was a long line at the supermarket and they have way better articles than the Enquirer) has a blurb that says something to this effect:
Umm I'm pretty sure I know where they are going with this (I didn't read the article. . .and if any of the ladies out there have this issue, let me know what it says) but I'm not sure that really does it for me. . .I mean, I'm totally up for experimentation and whatnot but c'mon. . .a glazed donut? First of all, is it a tossing contest? I'm never one to brag but unless it was a donut with a really big hole, it just seems like it would turn into a carnival game. . .Secondly, having someone eat a glazed donut off of my erect member really doesn't do it for me. . .in fact, not only does it not do it for me, I think it anti-does it for me. . .and what about the really hungry experiementers out there? Do they slap like four glazed donuts on their foodie fetish friends? Doesn't that start to look like an Amish Michelin Man? Well if you're circumsised that is. . .I have no idea what it looks like if you're not and please don't send me pictures, the one I have in my head is bad enough. . . Every woman I've ever talked to said the shit in Cosmo and Glamour is just fluff but they all have the magazines. . .do you try any of this? And have you done the glazed donut? I'm a big fan of donuts but maybe this is a bit much. . .I don't remember this in the Karma Sutra. . . The next thing I know, I'm going to have to start doing Kegel exercises with batting weight. . . |
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So many things have been happening here in Experimental Scotch land, almost all of which are good. . .turns out 20 miles was easy this weekend, pretty much right on 3 hours which puts me finishing in under 4, the high end of my goal range all along. . .and I'm pretty sure I can turn 8:30s for at least half the race. . .so I'm pumped about that. . . work has taken a huge turn for the better resulting in my being assigned to a new team where I'm quite positive I'll be more happy and more productive. . . There are other things going on as well but if I told you everything, why would you keep coming back for more? |
Last update: 7/14/2004; 7:58:52 AM .
