Dog Joke
I must find somewhere to save this - how about here. Clipped from an Aussie blog (here).
....3 dogs at the vet.....they turn to the Poodle..."What are you in for?
"I shat on her Persian so they're putting me down", says the Poodle.
"Me too, I broke her vase so my time is up", says the Daschund.
"Well," says the Great Dane, "I'm sure you saw the belter of a blonde, well she's my mistress. Loves padding about the house butt naked she does. Last night she was bending over the bath to turn off the taps when I lost it. WHALLOP I gave her a large portion from behind...."
"That's awful you must be a cert for the needle."
"Not really, I'm in to have my nails clipped!"
9:43:01 PM 
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