An elderly gentleman was driving down the freeway when his car phone rang.
It was his daughter who urgently warned him ...
"Dad, Dad, I've just heard on the radio that a car is driving the wrong way along the freeway. Please be careful."
"Why can't those reporters get their facts right?" he snapped back. "There's not just one—there's hundreds of them!"
- snitched from the Newbie Club's Insider ezine |