Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Star Trek TNOS

That's The Next Original Series. Over at Amish Tech Support they came up with the idea of recreating the original series, but with new actors. Here's the lineup I came up with:


Kirk - Russell Crowe
Spock - William Hurt
McCoy - Dennis Miller
Scotty - Will Smith
Sulu - Jackie Chan
Chekov - Eminem
Uhuru - Halle Berry
Yeoman Rand - Paris Hilton
Nurse Chapel - Jane Seymour
Guy in red shirt who beams down & gets killed - Johnny Depp
Future "red shirts" - Michael Moore, Al Franken, Ashton Kutcher, Susan Sarandon

Can't you just hear Dennis Miller as McCoy: "Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but this pointy-earred, green-blooded half-breed has the face of that florid used car salesman in Calabasas who screwed me over on that Dodge Polara back when I was in Starfleet."

File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else.


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