But Can He Go To His Left?

Steve Somers of WFAN had an interesting observation on his sports-talk show last night. He said he heard that the Mets were going to try to sign Saddam Hussein to play shortstop. According to Somers nobody's better with the strong-arm and he's great at going into the hole.

File under From The Sports Desk.

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Jacko X?

The question I have is why would the Nation of Islam be interested in helping someone who has spent his life trying to turn himself into a white woman? Fox News reports:

Michael Jackson is panicked about his legal situation. In fact, he is so anxiety-ridden that he is now taking advice from a leader of the Nation of Islam rather than listening to his managers....

My sources tell me that last week, the day before Jackson's controversial managerDieter Wiesner left for a trip to Germany, Jermaine introduced Nation of Islam leader Leonard F. Muhammad, Farrakhan's chief of staff, into the group as a "bodyguard."

After Wiesner departed, Muhammad and Jermaine began making the case to Michael that he was a victim of racism and that only the Nation of Islam could save him.

Maybe he'd be better off hiring Kramer's lawyer Jackie.

Another one of my public humiliations.

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