SundayMirror: "US troops are secretly using outlawed napalm gas to wipe out remaining insurgents in and around Fallujah."
And in Kabul nothing new: "Canada's troops patrolling war-torn Kabul have sent a sobering message home - 'we are overtasked, overburdened and worn out'."
11:37:14 AM
Ottawa: "Canadian authorities have arrested US president George W. Bush in Ottawa. He has been charged with several offences under Canada's War Crimes Act. Vice-President Dick Cheney has mobilized the American military and all border crossings between the two nations have closed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has urged for calm in a short radio and television broadcast to the Canadian people immediately after the arrest."
Private Eye intercepted an Xmas message from Phony Bliar to Dubya, the Leader of the Church of Latter-Day Morons. The message is clear: Peace on Earth, or Leave no Piece of Earth Behind.
11:23:20 AM
