I followed this link from the Scobelizer's page (he didn't write it!):

http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm

My own 2.6 person readership base was apparently not a large enough following to merit a parody. Oh well, I guess I have to write my own:

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Elizabeth Grigg - Developer / PM what does PM stand for i forgot

Hi I’m writing this blog saying a buncha stuff. You want to know about my project? No way, I’m not gonna tell you. I’m just doing this to get myself all over google so I can get that ego kick. But I will tell you it has to do with cell phones and giving people what they want and involves various technologies too numerous and confusing to mention. Oh look, I’m confused by DNS. Oh look, I’m confused by WAP. Hey, here’s a treatise on how to run a company and how to be a broad thinker and how to really rock in the software industry and hey what do I know I’m only 22 just kidding. People think I work at Microsoft and that’s ok with me. Microsoft is like the mormons, you’re soul is saved even if you really belong to some other religion. Meaning you really work there even if you don't. Trying to say something interesting here about technology and not about my personal life, that's off limits, but that's the thing that takes up all my time, the reason why I don’t blog all the time and don’t post my demos cause they’re not done and how in hell does anybody get the time to do this and golly please everyone don’t stop writing and get personal lives too because this is as interesting as the web has gotten in a while. No drama. Here’s my resume.

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