ASSIGNMENT: TAGLINE
The assignment:
Write a witty tagline for Instapundit's blog
"Humpin', Pumpin', Bare-Assed Penguins For The Masses"
"Fair. Balanced. Short. Repetitive. Indeed."
"Liking You, Linking You, Crashing Your Server"
"Serving Satan So You Don't Have To"
"I'm Not Really As Short As My Posts"
"Monopolizing The Internet Since August 2001"
"I'll Devour Your Soul"
"I AM The Blogosphere!"
"Yeah. I Stole Your Bicycle. So What? You Gonna Cry Now? Huh? Go On. Cry! Cry!... Ya Little Pussy."
"I'm Compensating For Something"
"Too Late. I Already Posted On That. Guess You'll Have To Find Another Topic Now. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Evil White Dancing Machine"
"Blogroll Me Or I'll Punch You, Too"
"Where America Turns For 5000 RPM Puppies"
Or my personal favorite:
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
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