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	Friday, January 02, 2004

ALLIANCE HAPPENINGS Filthy Lie Round-up is up. My favorite being Susie's chilling tale of her encounter with the Vampire Lestat Glenn. ************ I looked up to see long, claw-like fingernails sliding slowing across the glass front window of the Ticket Booth. Half a second ago there had been no one anywhere near the theater. Now there was black-clad figure standing a few inches away from me, only the window separating us. I was too frightened to scream, although I did I gasp in horror--which caused me to go into a coughing fit. I rummaged though my pockets for a tissue, and found one just as I hacked up [deleted: colorful yet disgusting description of viscous bodily fluids common in cold sufferers]. As the spasms subsided, I looked up to see the dark figure patiently waiting, the claw-like nails tapping a rhythmic tattoo on the glass. Unsure of what else to do, I leaned forward to the "speaker" and asked "Can I help you?" ************ New Assignment: What was Evil Glenn doing at the Memphis Zoo at 2am? INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST! posted by Harvey at 8:10:57 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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