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	Tuesday, January 20, 2004

WAR ON TERROR: THE PERKS There are a lot of good things that have come from prosecuting the War on Terror, the biggest of which is, well, lots of dead terrorists. But there are several side benefits as well. Here's my Top 10: 10) Sales of "War on Terror: To Do List" T-shirts skyrocket, spurring a rapid economic recovery. 9) More oil for blood. Terrorist blood, that is. 8) Lavish and exotic ashtrays for American soldiers. 7) Filthy hippies skip college classes to attend protests, allowing serious students to learn in an atmosphere free from eye-wateringly noxious odors and choruses of "is this going to be on the test?" 6) The French finally got around to producing their own color-coded terror threat level warnings. 5) GrouchyMedia videos 4) That defeated look on Dan Rather's face when the statue fell. 3) Hey, cool! The latest copy of Surrender Monkeys Monthly just hit the stands! 2) How about a little fire, Scarecrow? and the #1 side benefit to the War on Terror: 1) American kids improve their geography skills; learn that "between the Tigris and Euphrates" is not a euphemism for "vagina". SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! posted by Harvey at 8:15:20 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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