EVIL GLENN LIMERICKS
I'm probably too late to get in on the contest, but my love of poetry knows no bounds. Thus:
There once was a blogger named Glenn
Who blended a puppy and then
He said with a smile
As he danced, Robot style
“On the yum scale, that was a ten!”
Glenn drank up his glass of pup goo,
Praised Satan, and killed hobos, too.
To penguin bare asses
He steamed up his glasses
As he pleasured himself on the loo.
I feel so dirty now.
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