If you have kids, you probably know about GoGurt. It's billed as portable yogurt for kids because it comes in a long, skinny plastic pouch and is easy to carry and eat as a snack.

You eat it the same way the astronauts eat their food from those plastic pouches. After tearing off the top, you hold the bottom of the pouch with one hand, and use the other hand to squeegee the yogurt into your mouth. Its pretty cool, really.

This morning I was eating a "Blueberry Blast" flavored GoGurt. I was in a hurry, and didn't take the time to dry my hands after cleaning up after the kids. I was doing pretty well until I was about halfway up on my squeegee stroke.

In an instant, my squeegee hand slipped at an uncontrollable rate up the tube. At the same time, the tube slipped out of my mouth and approached my nose.

In short, I got a Blueberry Blast up the nose.

I jumped back and snorted, sending a blast of blueberry yogurt across the room. My kids rolled out of their chairs, laughing, and I spent the next several minutes trying to clear my nose with a box of tissues.

I can still smell that Blueberry Blast. At least it wasn't the "Cool Cotton Candy" flavor. I don't think I could handle that.  11:55:12 AM