Why doesn't Cool New Shit have an XML feed?  10:21:18 PM     Add a comment   

Heroic Family Dog Drags Problem Child Back into Burning Building [via FARK]

This is just wrong is so many ways. It's also not true, so don't get all bent out of shape just yet.  9:44:28 PM     Add a comment   

It looks like Dave Winer is at it again, sending me readers by the truckload with a nice little write up of my blog. Random readers are always nice, but I wonder if I could pay him for targeted hits instead?

I'd be willing to pay at least 4 cents a click for every Single, Jewish, Alaskan woman in her late twenties to early thirties. 5 cents if she can put up with me. 6 cents if she knows how to make Matzo ball soup & latkes. Single Jewish Alaskan women are a rare commidity, but I think its worth a bit of pocket change to see if Dave can deliver.   9:04:58 PM     Add a comment   

Dog Door of Death - Weblog is one of my favorties, in part because of anticdotes like this: "I once walked into the Kinko's copy shop on Angell Street in Providence, Rhode Island, and asked the moppy haired clerk behind the counter if he could reduce something 100%. Despite his protestations that this was impossible, I wouldn't believe him. I felt cheated, even though in hindsight, I was asking him to bend the space-time continiuum. "  11:29:25 AM     Add a comment   

Zoom Zoom Zoom.  4:19:29 AM     Add a comment   

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