| SatireWire | INVESTORS QUESTION "ELVIS," "DONALD DUCK" SIGNATURES: "While consumer advocates were skeptical of the signatures, SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt defended the submissions he has seen so far. "I've only looked at a couple of the filings, but I see here that according to WorldCom, it's run by Donald Duck and Sponge Bob. That sounds right to me."  6:12:10 PM    Add a comment NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports -- The Washington Times: "The notion has raised privacy concerns. Mihir Kshirsagar of the Electronic Privacy Information Center says such technology would only add to airport-security chaos. "A lot of people's fear of flying would send those meters off the chart. Are they going to pull all those people aside?"" 
It's not science fiction; it's your tax dollars at work.  6:06:26 PM   Don Marquis. "The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race." [Quotes of the Day] 
Or: The Chief obstacle to the progress of Major League Baseball is Major League Baseball.  11:29:41 AM   It's a good thing Minor League baseball is so strong in Alaska, because I've just about had it with the Majors.  11:19:04 AM    Add a comment 
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