Another bunny boot. Who thinks I whould open a pretentious bunny boot gallery down on 4th Avenue?  10:12:47 PM     Add a comment   

New Haven Register: "A city man who allegedly cut a neighbor's lawn because he thought it was an eyesore was charged with trespassing, police said."

Memo to my nieghbors: Cut my grass all you want. Three times a week if it makes you feel happy. Water it. Nurture it. Love it. I won't press charges... unless you steal all my strawberries again.  10:10:09 PM     Add a comment   

Julie says it's 102 (f) and humid in Montreal today. 102. One hundred and fucking two. I'm sure some of you outsiders aren't as impressed as I am, but to an Alaskan, that's death weather.  8:04:41 PM     Add a comment