Thursday, February 14, 2002

I must do something nice for my wife for Valentine's Day.  You know, it's been a best seller for 20 years, but I've always wondered about that book How To Satisfy a Woman Every Time ... and Have Her Beg for More: Isn't that a contradiction in terms? When we were dating, one of Patricia's and my inside jokes was a "Saturday Night Live" sex quiz hosted by Richard Dreyfuss: "How many climaxes should a woman expect to experience during lovemaking?  (a.) One; (b.) Two to four; The correct answer is (c.) Hundreds and hundreds."  "What is a woman's proper response to a man's premature climax?  (a.) 'Can I get you anything else?'; (b.) 'Wait till the girls hear about this!'; The correct answer is (c.) 'You selfish pigface! Now I'll never be satisfied!'"  Happy Valentine's Day to lovers everywhere. 7:14:49 AM    commentplace ()