licentious radio

Wednesday, February 5, 2003
[4:37:13 PM]

Let's think back to the Cuban missile crisis -- aerial photos of missiles to be aimed at Miami and Washington. Now let's think about satellite photos of trucks moving spent fuel rods to be turned into nuclear weapons. Now let's think about Powell's evidence for the need to invade Iraq. One of these things is not like the others.

[11:55:34 AM]

Is it hard to imagine a connection between the Iraq warmongering and the North Korea crisis? You go around calling Jong II a "pygmy", then you try to make a case for invading Iraq. Then Jong II makes you look like a moron: the day before you present "proof" of the need to invade Iraq, Jong II gives you satellite photos of trucks moving nuclear fuel rods to be processed into bomb material. Who's the "pygmy" today?

[1:09:09 AM]

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