Thursday 14 November 2002

Ken seems a bit disappointed by the blog poker results. What is needed, I think, is some stakes, some risk, and some suspense in the game. As it was, the only thing at risk was his stuff. How about this: Dealer: Okay, this game is Hoboken Hold ’em. Ante up! What’s the ante again? Dealer: One post pointing to my blog. Um, okay. (Chips clatter) Deal. Dealer: Marybu gets a six (6d), File not found gets a three (3h), Paul’s got four clubs (4c), Mr Fat Guy has a six (6c), Allan’s got a deuce (2c)... Who shuffled this trash? Down in front! ...and Raven’s got a three of diamonds. Bets? Pass. Nuh-uh. Um, one day dedicated to the wonders of my dog. I’ll raise: one pointer to Jacko’s photo. Eeew. Too rich for my blood. Dealer: Remember, you lose your antes...point to my blog! Oh, all right. [by way of Illuminated Donkey] 11:53:53 PM    comment []

You Will Be Watched Scary stuff's a-comin' if some people get their way. The Homeland Security Act contains a section that will allow the government to track you- from your grades, to your credit card purchases, to your email. Scary! [Zeebahtronic] You mean they can’t do that already? Whew. Time to rent some pr0n. 11:34:51 PM    comment []