Ken seems a bit disappointed by the blog poker results. What is needed, I think, is some stakes, some risk, and some suspense in the game. As it was, the only thing at risk was his stuff.
How about this:
Dealer: Okay, this game is Hoboken Hold ’em. Ante up!
What’s the ante again?
Dealer: One post pointing to my blog.
Um, okay. (Chips clatter)
Deal.
Dealer: Marybu gets a six (6d), File not found gets a three (3h), Paul’s got four clubs (4c), Mr Fat Guy has a six (6c), Allan’s got a deuce (2c)...
Who shuffled this trash?
Down in front! ...and Raven’s got a three of diamonds. Bets?
Pass.
Nuh-uh.
Um, one day dedicated to the wonders of my dog.
I’ll raise: one pointer to Jacko’s photo.
Eeew.
Too rich for my blood.
Dealer: Remember, you lose your antes...point to my blog!
Oh, all right. [by way of Illuminated Donkey]
11:53:53 PM
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