Thanks to
Michael O'Connor Clarke for providing a
splendid perspective from which to savor this, from Microsoft spokesman Charles Fitzgerald:
We're sort of in the Hegelian synthesis of figuring out where the products go once they've encountered the reality of the marketplace.
It's all clear now: Microsoft *is* Hegel -
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