Thursday, October 03, 2002

Hah!  I just removed over 1000 lines of javascript code from my application.  All replaced with a secret function I created after drinking 1 liter of Coca Cola.  (I won't go into details about what I did because that would reveal what a shitty programmer I am) HAHHHSDHFHSDFH!!   HA!   HA  TOO MUCH yow. 9:40:17 PM    comment []

It seems that the new, extremely talkative night guard is not working out especially well.  On Monday she electrocuted herself while unplugging the treadmill in the exercise room (You could smell burnt hair and flesh in there the next morning).  On Tuesday she tried to run across a carpet that was being shampooed and wiped out.  Today she went to the hospital with chest pains.  8:05:35 PM    comment []