Thursday, October 10, 2002

Well the overly talkative security guard lost her job because she was apparently faking the chest pain and stroke symptoms so she could get workers comp.  She made the mistake of telling her employer she was seeing a doctor.   I found out tonight from Mr. C, the former and current night security guard here, who is famous for tackling an evil-doer in our parking lot.  I asked Mr. C where the worst place to be a guard is and he said, "The Shit-factory at Pigs-eye ".  Apparently, the smell is so bad there only certain people can handle it.  The workers there all take anti-biotics.  I imagine glass bowls full of them on all the counters there.  So if you screw up as a security guard, you get sent to the shit-factory. 10:36:46 PM    comment []