I told him the big reason we do stories on Bolton is because Bolton is what we in journalism call "The Chief of Police."

and this:

But all of this brings us to what I think is a much larger point--that Bolton is a man who really does not understand how things work.

Schutze goes on to talk about how the fake drug scandal that Dallas is still dealing with is the worst civil rights abuse in years and that "The Chief of Police" doesn't seem to care. . .it's pretty sad that a man (Bolton) could get to this position with such little ability and brains. . .and since he's appointed, we're stuck with him for a little while. . .
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Miracle: Damn dude your blog sucks

Brett: What are you talking about, three people a day clamor their way to read this site?

Miracle: You write a bunch of shit no one wants to read, the only reason I read it is because this monitor keeps my ass warm and you won't let me in your lap. . .and lately, I've had to start taking hits on the catnip just to make it bearable, warm ass and all. . .

Brett: Thanks for the warm words of encouragement. I feed you, pet you, provide you with an ass warming monitor that you're currently ruining with your stray hairs and this is how you thank me?

Miracle: While we're on the topic of food, that Adult Active Iams shit tastes like ass. . .and I should know because I lick mine on a daily basis. . .

Brett: I'll work on having cans of tuna from now on.  And keep your ass-licking habits to yourself. . .

Miracle: Thanks. Back to your blog, you've got to start writing some good shit, you're going to lose the three readers you have. You need to write about your drunken exploits or your sexual escapades or your forays into the darker side of Dallas. Write something someone wants to read. Quit being so damn boring. I mean, for the love of Hobbes, 42 lines on a stupid debate you went to? No one wants to read that.

Brett: I don't have drunken exploits, sexual escapades or forays into the darker side of Dallas. And I liked the debate.

Miracle: Fine, keep being boring. But don't expect me to keep reading this crap. I've got better things to do. Like lick myself. You know you're jealous.

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