Wednesday, February 26, 2003|
Random thoughts while doing my Kegel exercises. . .If SpongeBob was a contraceptive, would he be as popular with the kiddoes?
Exactly what audience is Sprint trying to reach by using "celebrities" Siegfried and Roy as well as Little Richard? I mean, seriously, when the marketing director for Sprint called the SAG, were these the only guys available? If I'm easily swayed by advertising (and I am), I'm going with Catherine Zeta Jones and T-Mobile for sure. . .
And while we're on the topic of "celebrities", I think it's pretty obvious that Survivor has jumped the shark with "Celebrity" Survivor. . .I mean, when all you can scrape off the bottom of the barrel is Robin "I'm British so I sound famous" Leach and Alana "I once married Rod Stewart and thought keeping his last name was a good idea" Stewart, you ought to see the writing on the wall. . .
Someone needs to do a study of Popeye's Fried Chicken employees to check for higher suicide rates than other fast food chains. . .those poor schleps have to listen to the blues all day. . .
When one of your co-workers starts a sentence with "The coolest thing I ever saw in Ag. . ." and you don't work at the feed lot, run. . .run as fast as you can. . .
Since when does going to a party with a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice really justify puncturing not one, but TWO, of the tires on your Mustang like in their commercial? Wasn't the one enough?
Google is the best spell-checker around. . .
The Pro-Bowlers Association will continue to have a hard time attracting a better class of audience if they continue to have tournaments titled "The PBA Odor Eaters Open". . .
Whatever happened to that guy who used to do aerobics on ESPN in the mornings with like 4 really hot chicks behind him? Now they just show 8 back to back to back episodes of SportsCenter. . .Guess their target audience changed from single, overweight, stinky, unemployed white men to married, overweight, stinky, unemployed white men. . .or maybe vice versa. . .
Speaking of back to back to back episodes of SportsCenter, when I was in college, I used to watch three episodes in a row, knowing they were taped but worried that maybe I missed something in the first one. . .or the second one. . .and invariably I always did. . .it's a guy thing. . .
Why is it perfectly acceptable, perhaps even desirable, for women to mention their sex toys in personal ads but perfectly unacceptable, perhaps even taboo, for men to mention theirs? |
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So I've now packed six boxes. . .this is a major accomplishment. . .and since the apartment management screwed up and didn't change the locks on the other apartment, I don't have to pack anymore tonight because most of my boxes are full and I can't put them in the new apartment. . .this is my logic. . .yes it's warped but its MY logic making it perfectly logical to the logical minded public. . .or something like that. . . 5:34:05 PM  What do you think? [] trackback []
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This guy kills me. . .and this rant on alcohol rocks. . .maybe it's because I'm probably a heavy drinker. . .or maybe it's because I think I'm just self-medicating. . .two drinks a day is good for you, according to some scientific studies. . . Oh and this is a gratuitous link to possibly get listed in Carnival of the Vanities next week. . .hey, if nothing else I'm honest. . . |
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Carnival of the Vanities is up. . .go check it out. . . 4:40:35 PM What do you think? [] trackback []
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So it's still very cold and icy here and I'm wondering how many people are going to make it into to work today. . .yesterday, i was one of two people from my team of 15 to make it in. . .so I'm thinking today may be the same. . .hmmmmmm 8:39:27 AM What do you think? [] trackback []
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This is a great article on women in men's sports. . .I especially like the hockey player who was hired as a sideshow but has proven she's valuable enough to make the team. . .it's a long article but worth reading. . . username:sum_dum_gai password:abcdefgh 8:37:33 AM What do you think? [] trackback []
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