Sunday, June 08, 2003

This guy is giving up blogging soon and I'd highly suggest you go read his stuff now before he does. . .
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So I've found my niche in the Internet. . .it would seem that my daily hit average has gone from about 8 to 21 because lots of people out there want to see pictures of Joumana Kidd, the wife of Jason Kidd of NBA fame. . .I'm getting about 30 hits a day for "Joumana Kidd pictures". . .all because I wrote a little blurb about the riduculosity of her being on the sidelines of Monday Night Football, replacing the lovely Melissa Stark. . .heh. . .so for all you people out there looking for Joumana's picture, sorry to disappoint you. . .but stick around, I'm funny, witty, and pretty cool to hang out with. . .
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The smoking bans continue. . .I bet the people of south Austin are going crazy right now. . .the problem is, none of them vote. . .heh. . .(requires free registration)
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Heh. . .some nobody on the PGA tour wants to play Annika for one million dollars. . .

This quote:

    I've been playing professional golf for 18 years and this is my seventh year on the tour. I've never finished in the top 125. I've always been in the 126 to 150 category, so I just made a challenge to her.
has to be the funniest thing I've heard since the last Shaq interview. . .the problem with this guy is that he's pissed he doesn't have the talent Sorenstam has. . .it wouldn't surprise me if Annika kicked his little ass. . .if there was ever a guy trying to ride someone's coattails to fame, this is the guy. . .

And I don't think "the general public has a misconception of how hard it is to finish in the top 125". . .I think they don't give a flying fuck. . .Annika walks all over the competition on her tour. . .it's obvious she's too good to play there. . .based on the Colonial, it's obvious she's not quite good enough to play on the big boy tour. . .but I bet she could kick the shit out of some guy who has only played in 4 events this year. . .I'll keep you posted on this hulabaloo. . .
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At what point do athletes come to think that the city they play in owe them a new stadium/arena/blow job? Mario Lemieux, who I used to have a lot of respect for for overcoming cancer and playing again in the NHL, is making noise about taking the Pittsburgh Penguins to another city if the city doesn't build a new arena. . .

Granted the Pittsburgh arena is pretty sad by NHL standards but the people of Pittsburgh pay for the players' salaries. . .NHL ticket prices are ridiculously high and yet Mario seems to think he's owed a new arena and even goes so far as to feel "betrayed". . .what the fuck, that's all I have to say. . .athletes'egos are so fucking out of whack that I can't even begin to explain what's wrong with situations like this one. . .do the Penguins really bring that much to the table for the city of Pittsburgh? I highly doubt it. . .I say let them take their happy ass on out of town and see how they fair in some other city. . .but somebody will take them in, build them the arena they want, and adopt them as their own. . .happens all the time. . .and it makes me sick. . .
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Timothy Noah has a short article dealing with the US military's restriction of gun ownership in Iraq and two responses from anti-gun control groups in the US. Obviously, it's Slate so it's far enough left to make most people in the middle cringe but a couple of things he writes strikes me as interesting. . .

First of all, this statement:

    Marbut's onto something here, but not what he thinks. By suggesting that our military's need for safety in Iraq is no greater than our police forces' need for safety back home, Marbut hopes to demonstrate that firearms restrictions abroad are a terrible idea. To Chatterbox, though, and no doubt many others, the parallel demonstrates that the lack of meaningful firearms restrictions in the United States is a terrible idea.

seems silly since that's he's stating opinion and whether it's his or Marbut's, it doesn't matter. I would argue that Marbut is on to exactly what he thinks, which is the fact that gun-control is bad, whether it's in America or Iraq. . .Noah argues that he's wrong, we should have gun control everywhere, and I would argue that he's wrong, we should have gun control in Iraq until they have a stable government. . .to avoid this:
    But isn't that what they have in Iraq right now? And isn't the result anarchy, rampant criminality, and the murder of U.S. servicemen? It's hard to imagine life in Baghdad getting worse once the TOW missiles have been carted off.

Of course, I think Noah greatly exaggerates when he talks of "rampant criminality" (do the citizens of Iraq actually have laws to break? I don't think so right now) and actually confuses the point when he talks of "murder of U.S. servicemen". . .Iraq is clearly still in military situation and the servicemen there are in constant danger. . .their job is to perform a military service and while losing just one is sickening, it's not murder. . .he's using terminology to evoke a particular response when the terminology is incorrect. . .

The last thing I notice is this statement:

    To which Chatterbox replies: Bad enough that all semblance of a functioning government has collapsed, as it has in Iraq.

This just seems to me like Noah is saying that the goverment of Saddam was far better than the "anarchy" of the current situation. . .and that's ridiculous. . .I can't imagine any rational person assuming that we would oust Saddam and then democracy would take hold overnight, solving all of Iraq's problems. . .but that seems to be the notion Noah is supporting. . .
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Ok so it's taken me a little longer than I thought to get this stuff down but oh well. . .the race was really amazing, at least I say that now looking back in retrospect. . .at the time, it was the most pain I'd ever been in. . .I was pretty solid for the first 18 miles, in fact I was running 8:30 miles or under up until that point. . .however at about 20, I realized things were going to get real ugly, real soon. . .miles 22-25 were excruciating and even though I ran the last mile in about 8 minutes in order to break 3:50, 25-26.2 was all mental. . .I'm not sure how my legs handled it. . .if I had been given the chance to hacksaw my legs off at the finish, I would have. . .

All of my training miles were at 9 minute/mile so I was hoping to run a little bit faster in the race but I'm pretty happy with the result. . .it's scary, but I'm already thinking about doing another one of these. . .I don't really think I like running that much but the feeling of accomplishing that goal was pretty cool. . .I'm seriously thinking about trying to qualify for Boston. . .

San Diego was awesome, I really loved the town and everything in it that I saw. . .the zoo was just like everyone says it is and more. . .played golf at Torrey Pines on really shaky legs Tuesday and that was fun, a truly beautiful course running along the ocean that, for a professional tour level course, is relatively affordable. . .I highly recommend it. . .

Overall, I'd say this has been a very satisfying experience, one that I'll treasure for a long time to come. . .


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