WashingtonPost: "Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, one of President Bush's closest confidants and a key architect of his controversial counterterrorism policies, announced yesterday that he is quitting after seven months of bitter confrontation with Congress over his honesty and his competence to run the Justice Department."
There is some justice after all. America is still alive and kicking.
One little Indian boy left all alone; He went out and hanged himself and then there were none. Borowitz has more.
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