How the Grinch Knit Christmas
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be he knit too many stockings not right.
It could be, perhaps, his gauge was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been his needles were two sizes too small.
Performance anxiety: It happens every year. As I knit all my bags, scarves, gloves, hats and toys, I get visions of pretty sweaters dancing in my head. Por moi! I'm a selfish knitter at heart. There. I've said it. I want Must-Have-Cardi. And the pretty Phildar jacket. And a lace scarf from my qiviuq. And a ruana, and, and a shawl, and, and, and...for me, me, me!
Forgive me. I'm a Baby Boomer. We can't help ourselves.
8:23:30 AM 
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