Cassie wrote another amazing song...this one for Abir:
Eight Drink Minimum
One drink, two drink, three drink, four
The girl can still walk out the door
Five drink, six drink, seven drink, eight
Va-va Voom! Abir's got a date!
Hoping for a Baltimore hon
His hormones ready for good fun
He spots a hot Right-Now lassie
Strides on over slick and classy.
He buys her one, then drink two
Pink one first, the next one blue
She gets tingly and warms right up
Gladly accepts another cup.
Testing to see if girl bites back
He leans quickly with lips asmack
Though it may be stiff and chaste.
Ba da boom! Safe at first base.
Then after three and four and five
He winks his eye and contrives
Whispers sweet nothings in her ear
Easing himself to be quite near.
The girl joins in warm embrace
Touching everywhere but the face
Safely round the bases they head
Liplocked and hands roaming widespread.
Though it seems nothing short of fate
He offers up drink seven and eight
The girl hooks right onto his line
Thinking he will be quite divine.
The brilliant covert plan succeeds
The girl is tipsy and knock-kneed
The secret is all in the fuel-
Eight drink minimum is the rule.
8:48:12 AM
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