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	Wednesday, March 03, 2004

RALPH NADER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS (A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT) In an effort to help Ralph Nader spoil yet another Democrat's chance at the White House, I'm offering this top 10 list of Ralph Nader campaign slogans. 10) I kept Gore out of the White House. You owe me. 9) Because I'm not crack-monkey crazy like Kucinich 8) Freedom. Progress. Prosperity. BAH! 7) NADER = Notorious American Deranged Environmentalist Radical 6) I will destroy all corporations! MUAHAHAHAHA!... For information on how your corporation can donate to my campaign, visit, www.nader2004.org 5) NADER = Nearing Another December of Endless Recounts 4) I'll stop the terrorists before they corporate. 3) Acting Frencher than John Kerry looks. 2) I destroyed the Corvair, I can destroy the SUV! 1) ATTENTION ALL DEMOCRATS: Give me $200,000 in small, unmarked bills or I'll stay on the ballot. Go get 'em, Ralphie. Mheh. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! posted by Harvey at 7:44:52 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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